Boy-friends are actually the girls who share the same boy and then break up. While the Girl-friends have always been like this, they have always been more altruistic and more into comparing their CHICKSPERIENCES different experiences, but the same chick. That's when we can really say we have something in common. And that's why we become BFF, we shared some of the most important things (as we think they were) in our lives: our lovers! After some time we can say: "I'm going to meet with an old boy-friend". How was your meeting? "Great! We laughed a lot about that small dick of our ex!". That's the real fun, knowing that you have someone by your side while carrying the same garbage you once contributed to. If not, you can just weep in front of the empty recycle bin. And thank God you have no.. friends.
We are young and we have big families. Who want to meet, who want to eat, who want to sit talkin' 'bout shit. And we want to lock ourselves in our rooms while they're talking about their business and complaining about you being a vegetarian. And spitting food in each other's faces. And fighting about the soup. And our moms washing the dishes before even desert is served. And You come back and steal a piece of cake, as easy as it is! And then you're away, volunteering, talking to me: yeah, we will miss Family Meatings!
Technology is great, in fact. And sometimes, it becomes a part of you and there's only one step until you become Robocop. Look at the first HEAD-phones! They started with the most important part of the body. Then, to create the illusion you can do anything while they're keeping your brain busy, they created HANDS-free! Thinking that you might run away, they came up with a new idea, to keep your legs busy. Here comes the LAP-top! When they agreed that your body belongs to them now, started to build devices for your busy parts. Starting with your head, they thought that maybe you would like to talk with your eyes. So they offered you the brand new EYE-phone. With this new device you reached a new level of knowledge, becoming ready to share everything on it with the identity collector: FACE-book. If you find a nice girl there, just save her photo and use the dental technology that will make your friend happy: the blue-TOOTH! Last but not least, they managed to tie our hands up in the same network of idiots, even though they say it's WIRELESS. What now?
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